25 March 2007

haiku (for brevity)

snow, ice, wind: Buffalo--
by bicycle I to work
go cursing "springtime."

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Mike's room, bless him, dark;
I housesit, lamplit, his lit.,
many lonely nights.

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snotty nose, bad bad!
otitis media: ear!
it hurts it hurts! ow!

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at work to and fro
with lights and sirens we go
one dead and one born

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"lawsuit!", lady screams--
my protocol's begotten
of prior lawsuits!

sorry ma'am, but your
friend is woozy, post-ictal:
he cannot refuse!

the law is the law--
if we leave and he gets hurt,
our asses: grasses.




ooop--Gordon's here. Time to sign off another successful Safe and Secure Weekend. Until next time!

1 comment:

t4stywh34t said...

So funny. My favorite is definitely the one with "otitis media".