16 July 2006

lonely roads

so on a star lit night I complained to that wise frood* of the woodlands Alex the Scott:

man, I'm so fricken' bizarre that not only do I not fit into normal society, but even the strange ones don't really know what to do with me. I feel pretty lonely freakish right now; pretty cut off.

to which he replied...

dude, you're in the company of the best of men. what great rocker or poet or thinker hasn't quested his way from the ordinary to the strange and found himself deep in the proverbial woods?

and he sang,

"I walk a lonely road/the only one that I have ever known/don't know where it goes/but it's only me/and I walk alone..."

so I'm listening to Green Day's Boulevard of Broken Dreams again, still as bold and fresh a CD as when I heard it in a very dry place last summer. "ring out the bells again/like we did when spring began...here comes the rain again/falling from the stars/drenched in pain again/becoming who we are"

JRR Tolkein's words are on the back of my new STEP t-shirt:

"Not all who wander are lost."



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*from the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy:

The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels.

A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have. Partly it has great practical value — you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you — daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

Hence a phrase which has passed into hitch hiking slang, as in "Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is." (Sass: know, be aware of, meet, have sex with; Hoopy: really together guy; frood: really amazingly together guy.)

4 comments:

Whitfield said...

hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy o kashite kudasai??? (can i borrow that book??) :) yomitai! (i want to read it!) i actually looked for it right before i left for japan and couldn't find it. it's been on my reading list since... oh... 11th grade? my best friend at the time highly recommended it to me and i've remembered it on and off over the past 6 years... and every time i've remembered it and gone looking for it it's nowhere to be found... the ever-elusive hhguide.

Anonymous said...

The really important question is, do you take your towel with you into the woods?

Because you shouldn't be caught without the towel.

Anonymous said...

Yeah Hithchhikers Guide!

Just remember - the answer is 23. (Or is it 32? Don't have my copy handy...)

Perhaps my favourite quote from JRR. "Not all who wander are lost, and not all that glitters is gold..." (something like that... don't have that handy either)(Don't carry much with me to an internet cafe in Moshi)

The road goes ever on and on...

Nafikiri baba na mama na Joy na David watakuja mwezi kumi na mbili. Family Christmas in TZ. You in? Would be stoked... but I know all in time...

Nakupenda bwana!

Jeff

t4stywh34t said...

It certainly is different to have the goal of wandering rather than wandering for the sake of finding a goal.

Douglas Adams writes very similarly to Terry Pratchett. HGG is another one of those books that remains somewhere on my reading list.