conversation of the day:
Paul: [munching on a fortune cookie leftover from the ISA banquet] "My fortune cookies says 'Now is the time to ask that special someone on a date.' "
Me: "Dude, who's that special someone?"
Paul: "Man, I don't know!"
Me: "Ahhh, that's horrible! Now is the time, man, you gotta get working!"
Paul: "But I don't know who she is!" [opening another fortune cookie]
Me: "Dude, that sucks."
Paul: [reading the next fortune] " 'Do not desire what you do not need.' "