31 May 2005

i AM indigo

thanks to my GMail account's sponsored ads, i have discovered my true identity: i am an Indigo Child. [this works better if you intone said title in a reverent, thundering tone]. this could come in handy for my world domination planning, i think. Are you an Indigo Child?

If you want to help as many people as possible evolve and get better then why do you charge for your services?

..."there is something called Divine Right Order that needs to be taken into account and respected here in this universe. In Divine Right Order, which is how the universal physics operates and is totally related to the concept of karma, it is appropriate for a healing facilitator to accept payment for the personal time and energies invested in learning and developing facilitation skills...The time and expertise offered by a facilitator to assist the client in stimulating their own healing energies allows them a legitimate right to honor their own worth as a being by requesting reasonable payment in fair energetic exchange for the service that they offer. I believe that seeking to find one's personal Divine Right Livelihood in sincere service to others by providing client service via healing facilitation, IS a spiritually legitimate motivation."


the great thing is, via the mighty power of the internet, you don't actually have to meet Toby--you just Paypal him $100/session and your schedule, and at the appropriate time he thinks himself towards you and "aligns" his uber-consciousness with yours, then proceeds with a Karmic Cleansing and whatever else is necessary to re-align your DNA with the appropriate pre-Babel perfection. Lovely.

and here I am actually trying to find a job to pay off college debts...

1 comment:

KJBLS said...

Holy canoli. That is incredible.
WE should do that!