so I was in the checkout line at Wal-Mart tonight, sheepishly holding a bottle of Suave Passion FLower Extract Shampoo and a pink loofah, and I look over at the magazine rack, and what do I see?

A headline reading: "First Humans were Gay!" accompanied by a picture labeled "Adam and...Ed?"

Now, these sorts of magazines are known for stretching credulity, but, really...think about this for a second. Just for a second. I mean, it really, really, really REALLY doesn't make sense. At all. Even allowing the sort of suspended disbelief enjoyed by the X Files. I think perhaps even Mulder would have taken umbrage at that one...